Obituary for One Fine Fish

Jaws Rogers, our family goldfish, died this afternoon from a long battle with swim bladder.

Jaws was born in Oct. 2005, at Petsmart in Silverdale, WA, and was a staple in our homes in Bremerton and Port Orchard.

Jaws enjoyed swimming, fine dining, and watching classic fish films. His favorite films include "Jaws II," "A Fish Called Wanda," and "Finding Nemo."

A private memorial service was held at 6 p.m. today in front of our Powder Room toilet followed by a "burial at sea" with full honors.