Top 10 Reasons Why Maya Refuses to be Born

10. She's waiting for the Chicago Bears to actually draft a QB.
9. She's protesting her Astrological sign (Leo ends 8/22) and wants to be a Virgo.
8. She's wants Dad's goldfish, Jaws, to die. Daisy should be her ONLY pet.
7. She wants to share her birthday with the REAL Kenny Rogers (he turns 70 on 8/21).
6. She is still negotiating her initial 529 deposit.
5. She wanted her day and refused to share with her Rogers' Grandparents Anniversary (8/16)
4. She is waiting for Grandpa Jay's motorcycle to arrive in Utah - SOLIDARITY!!
3. She did not want to jinx Michael Phelps's chances of winning 8 gold medals.
2. She is waiting for the Cubs to win the World Series.

And the #1 reason is....

As her namesake would say..."I am worth waiting for, people!!"